-high pitch screaming-
probably my favorite part of elephants is the fact that you’re literally seeing one of few species that not only is probably on par with human sentience/intelligence, but also ages, matures and has proven itself to have a fairly similar growing up process as humans.
So like, we see this largeish gamboling elephant baby, but you’re basically looking at a giant toddler.
the babies!!!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!
i’m pretty sure you created tron
*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*
the fact that breast feeding in public is up for discussion
the fact that the sexualization of breasts has gotten to the point where it gets in the way of its sole fucking purpose
So long as you’re discreet about it.
I mean like, public urination ain’t cool.
i don’t know what they taught you in school son but we don’t piss out of our tits
Do you want to build a pentagonal dodecahedron…..?
It doesn’t have to be a pentagonal dodecahedron.
i’m into some kinky shit sure… have you ever heard of “kissing”?
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
my hand slipped
Omg it’s me!